SHTFY

For all the things you didn't know you didn't need.

From eCommerce to evilCommerce

Shtfy is a unique offering that helps make life worse for you and your loved ones. Buying our products will cause you inconvenience, confusion, and í̷̧̲̠̙͕̞̤̘̞̄̈́͑̌̑̾͋͗̕͜͠m̵̼̪̬͖̜̦̱̤̪̝͚͈̳̣̰̎̈́́̀͐̍̍̿̋̑͘͜͜͝m̶̙̻̏̾͛̊̽̈́͂̋͌̓͠è̴̡̲̮̟̮̩a̸̛̮̬̙̪̖̣̍͒̽̒̈́̽̊́̐͒̏̀̽̓́͜s̵̨̯̩̤̰̣̬͈̣͈͔̫̣̞̐͑̃̔̊̌̎̐̋͐̔̔͘͝͠ͅṵ̵̧̨̢̨̞͖͇̞̮̱͛͒̏̌́̀̄̊͊̉͆̐͝r̶̩͙͕̳̩̜̬̲̟̩̉̋͋̓̈́͘͝a̶̡̮͎̳̜̼̩͈͇̯͕͓̼͎͋͂̌̎̈́̂̆̓̊̈͘͠͝b̸̨̜̥̣̬̺́̓͋͌͗̒̾͊̅͆̕̚̚͜͝͠͝ͅl̵̰̞̯̾̋̾ȩ̷̢͚̟̮̼̻̦͕͚͚̺̥̉̇̑͒̿̉͂̚͘ ̵̡̧̰͇̼̝̮̦̻̮͕͋̆͐͐͋ṡ̵̢̬͈̥̦̈́͌̈́̈́͒̕ͅu̴̢͕̫̹̰̖͔͕̗̳͚̲̜̓͌̉̏̿͐͗̒͊̑̚f̷̡͉͍̣̗͓̈͑͋̌͛̃͛̔͛̂̈́͋̉̕͘͝f̵͍́̊͛̆̇̇̐̈́̀̍̕̚̕̚ẻ̶̼̦̳̹̝̙̗̺͒͝ŕ̶͖͉̀͠ĩ̵̡̧̛̠͚͉̼̹͕̭̲͔̈́͋̊̅͐́͝n̶̡̡̛̫̙̥̅̈͑̒̓̉̊̏́̐̒͂́̃͠g̸̡͎̮̱̗͗̀́́̑̎̓͑̊̄̚̕.̴̧̢̪̺̫̘̘̗̭͍̮̤̾͌̐́.

Customer Support 0/7

Stuck? In a bind? Not happy with a product you receive? Don't even think about trying to call us.
You will not reach us. You will not find us. We're so good, there are many days we wake up and we don't find ourselves. Lost, adrift in the void.
...Actually, can we call you?

A fascinating range of payment options

Money is new and, like a newborn baby, untrustworthy. Ancient civilizations used commodities like cattle, grain, precious metals, shells, and salt as mediums of exchange. Shtfy keeps this tradition alive by only accepting non-standard currencies.

New products

Gloveless Finger

Exactly as bad as you were imagining, but worse

$74.37

10% OFF

Transparent-Sleep-Mask

Never let those sleep paralysis demons sneak up on you again

$56.39

-20% OFF

Waterproof Towel

Get wet, stay wet

$18

Toaster Oven

This oven is made of 100% toast

$52

60% OFF

Ugly Christmas Top

Spread holiday cheer in our red Christmas Tube Top featuring fur lining, Santa's Lil Helper logo, a blue Christmas tree, zips, a black crying snowman, and a hint of playful flair with a pentagram and yellow bead accents. 'Tis the season for festive fashion!