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1. Introduction

̴̨̛̺͈͍̣͕̼̜͓͓͈̉͆͗̈́̕̚͝͠͠ ̶̘̯͉̮͎̖͂̀̌͒̀̑̄̈͑͒͗͋̽́͘ͅ ̴̠̂͑͗̒̿͑́̓̂̏́̿̈͠͠ ̷̧̱̮̰̭̥̱͉̞̼͙̖͍̤͖͐͜ ̷̛̪̣̮̥̦̱͛̊͌̌́͋̐́̔̐͌́̂̚͠ ̸̣̣̋́̀̄̅̔́̍́͘̚͝ ̷̫͂̾̾ ̶̢̡̰̖̖̼̟͈̗̠̠̺̿̈́̈́̄̽͒ͅͅ ̷̨̨̛̟̥̗̮̙̪̝̙̪̮̈́̎̃͋̎̑ͅͅ ̶̧͎̠̳͇̻̰͈̖̣̖̯̭̀͋ ̵̨̬̻̲̬͓̯̳̱̜̮͔̦̗͕͆̽̓̈́͒̇̕ ̸͔̤̓̀́̆͛͗̉̚̕̚ ̷̡̛̥͎͓̱̜͓̗͓͍̝̜̲̺̜̻̘̾̑̒͑̍̍̿̋̎̔̄̀̆̈́͐͠ ̴̢͍͍̮̩͇͖͖̓̃͋ͅ ̷̢̯̯̮̮̻̰̦͈̘̘͖̳̠͙̅̏̅̅̍͌̾̍̐̋̕͘ͅͅ ̴̲̹͗̒̑̈́̇̓͋̊̄̎ ̴̨̝͔̬̻͓̠̰̱̗̘̤̣̯̟̄̓̃̏̄́͌̂͑̓͂́͋̐̚͝ ̶̧̻͎̬̳͉̰̭̲̅̈́̉͛̈́ ̸̢͉̬̠͎̬͙̘̟͚̪͈̾̋̓̉̂̀͗̿ ̸̡͎͉͎̳͉͖̦̩̣͛̽̀̓̉̉͂̽͛͐̉̕̚̕͜Ẉ̶̛̛̄̒͊̒̐̆͝͝͝e̴̡̺̖̬̲̤̪̘̫͛͠l̶̳̟̖͍̩̣̠̘͉̦̖̪̐̑́̍͑̒̿̄c̵̬̮̻͈̣̻̘̣͒̊̔̔̃̀͊̄̀͌͛͗ơ̷̖̖͍̟̓̀͋͐͗̌̅̀̈͛͑̃̚͝͝ṁ̶̞̳̩̮̓̂̊͗̿̀͑͂͐ę̸̛̥͙̭͓̭̖̃̔̌̋͗͛̈́͆ ̷̧̢̡̝͎̣̰̹͉̮̹̲͛̅͂͛̈́̓̅̓͗͌͐͗̐͜ṫ̴̢͕̜͉̤͉̻͎͚͖̻͖̞̲̹̪̋̏̅̈́̆̒̌͒́̀̉͗͊͘͝ơ̷̖͔̫͖̜̜͙͈̖͍͇̤̲͇̳̏́ ̶̧̛̼̝͚̘͑́̆͂̅̃͌̈́̈̽̇̚͝S̷̡̨͍̱͔̩̗̥͉͕̘͙̦̩̜̙͓̆̀̊̍̓̋͆̑͌̀̎̍h̵̨̝͚͚͇̞̫̼̙͔̐̓̀̇̓́̌̈́͌̅͝ͅt̷̢̻̯̙͙̄͊̾̆̔͂̌̈́̀̈́̂̌́̓̆̕͝f̸̟̰̠̙͈̜̩̭̻̺̠͕̰͇̅̈́̓͒́͘ͅy̶̨̢̛͖̥͔̬̗̹̱͎͈̓́̈́̏̄̇̂̾̅̍͒̉̕͜͠.̴͚̠̜̥̬̂͆̋̊́̋̇̿̕ͅ ̶̞͕̞̗̬͓̻̥͈̩͎̱͉̫͔̜̃̅̐̆͐͆̉̀͐T̶̢̩̤͉̜͖͇͔̖͕̈͒͋͂̓̆̄̏̄̓̔̎̎̚̚͜͠͠h̵̠͉͇̝̹̩̗͎̟͈́̏̒͆̒͜͠ë̵̡̖̦͐̈́̾̔̃̾͐̋͘ş̸̹͚̦̮͇̠̞͓̟͚͇̙͉̘͈̟̐̈̇̃̕e̸̫͋ ̸̺̣͐͌̈́̅̀͐͂͗͒͑̀́̋̓ţ̴̦̺̻͍̹̰͕̙̻͛̒̅͂ͅė̷̯͙̫͓̪̃̌ͅͅr̶̢̖͚̳͖̳͕̼̮̻̘̬̗̩̯͇̜̅̽̃̈́̓͐͊̂̄̌͑̑͘͠m̸̨̢̢̢͉͖̼̜̻̮̟̙̻͖͇̾̒͘͜͝s̴̼͈̳͙͇̗͍̻̩̄̈́̈́ ̴̛̤̪̋͗͐̀͋̌́̊̇a̷̢̢̡̹̞̩̤͍͍̦̩̓͗̕n̴̼̲̝͈̫̽͋͋̂̈́̒̔ḓ̷̨̹͉̺̺̤͚͈̦̠͋̒̍̿̀ ̴̢̛͇͈͇̒̌͆̅̅̃̀͋̉̀̌̔̚͝ͅc̸̱͍͉̤͙͍̺̰͙̮̘̖͙̄̀̔͋̎͆͊̚͝o̵̧̡̡͎̜̩͔̗̠̰̰̗͙͉̤̖̓͋ͅn̸̨̛͓̯̝̝̜̖̼͚̯̽̈́̃̐̂̈̋̎̕̚̚ḋ̵̡̢̡͇̣̰̗͍̜͉͙͕͜i̵̢̝̣͎͓̻͉̼͉̺̋̃͛͐̔̒̓̓̓͗̍̕ţ̶͇̮̖̲̼̮̪͖̪̝̀̏̿́̐͆̾̿̔̎̄̉̚͝i̸̢̧̤̹̭̫̯̞̺̞̻̫͌͠ơ̷̛̰̙̬͉̪̞̜̖͔̝̯͇̲͖͌̐̋̏̾̄́̕ň̴͈̙͈̐̂̓̈̆̒͠ş̷̲͙͈͔̭̻̪͙̪͙̘͌̒̀͑̈́̉͋̈́̌͋̈́̕͜͜͠ ̷̢̞̦̼̮͇̬̟̥̲̫̆̏͐̓̕ģ̴̢̦͙͇͚̎o̶̡̖̲̝̦͍͍̟̦͉̣̹͊͋̋̇̇̀̎̈́̍͊́̈́̅͛͝ͅv̴̮̮͍̝̺̯̹̳̯̳̩̮̟̔͐́̂́̃́̿̈̐́͒̂̈́̀ȩ̷̛͚̠̗̲̖̟̼͇̜̀͆̽̒͗̽̉́́̀́̀̽̂͆̚ŗ̵̝̹̟̣̪̬͕̝̳̋̇͑̈́͛̚͝n̷̘̯̞̩͓̉͂̐͂͑̃͗͘͠͝͝ ̵̨̢̨̛̛͖̰̝̦̟̬̰͈͉̤̹͚̾̂̀̎͌̔͊͜͝y̶̢͍̼͔̖̺̭̠͔̩̬͍͚̿̃͜͠o̶̡͎̫͉̙̼̺̲̫̭̮̭̺̬̤̮͊ư̴̗̝͍͓̜͓̱̤͇̟̮̳͇̟̐̔̾͗̏̏̐͆͒̈̕͜ͅr̵̟̰̮͚̙̹̼͈̟͕̞̲̞̄͂̒̍̔̾̇́́͐́̽͗̀̈́͜ͅ ̸̟̂̀͛u̷̧̧͕͈̙̱̠̦̒̓͊͂̊̈́͐̚ͅs̵͖̰͉̩͇͉̏̋̃̾́̈̋̃̇̅̽́͋́͐̓ę̵̆̃̈́̽͆͆̄͠ ̴͚̺̬̹̜͎̄͗̽̍̑́̎͛̚̚ ̷̢̡̫͈̖̯̮͍̺̞͖̞̟̞̝̃͛̅͗́͆͗̏̈̽͒̓͊̕̕͝ ̸̨̨̬̘͕̙͎̱̳͇͙̲̮͔̝͆̈́̑̽͑̊̍̊̅̈͆̚͝ ̶̖̙̩̮̫̑̀͒͌̉ ̴̡̥͓̘̳̉̊̑ͅ ̷͖̬͍̠͚̀̈́̉͐̍͂̍͋̽͋͌̈́͝͠͠ͅ ̴̨̧̦͇̻̫̥̦̎̾̽̈́̆̓̒̅̌̑͂̅̄̒̐̃͠ ̶̡̗̱̲̖̪̳̪͙͍̟̩͇͈́͆̄͂̄́͜͝͝ ̴͕̪͔͙̹͊̉̾̂͠͝ ̸̪̯̥̝̲̟̺̆́́͌͑̎̚ ̶̭̭̣͓̟̼͓̘̙̯͚̳̹̃ ̵̛̬͈̳̥̦͚̯̤̣̥̼̻̩͖͇̾̂̌̽̆͘͜͜ ̸͖̯̪̦͖̖̜̺̦̽̌̅̓̔́̐̋͗̊͋̄̃͌͘͜͜͝ͅ ̶̧̖͍̝̰̘̦̘̘̻̘̥̝̍̈̓̎̏̇̀̐͗̎̎̐̚͜͠͝͝ ̴̡̡̡͇̪̺͈̖͚̰̫͓͍̈͐͗̓̔̚͜͠ ̷̛̛̛͚̙̠̞̋͐̇͒͆́̍̉̐̕͘͠͝ͅ ̷̧̯̤̞͙̦̹̗͖͚̹̙͎̹͎̇͗͜͜ ̴͉̩͔̜͈̙́̇͂̀̚͜ ̶̧̡͈̘̟̞͖͉͎̣̫͛̾̑̀̉ͅͅ ̵̦̺̖̖̞̩̱̳̮͚͕̜̻̔̅ ̷̡͇̫̜̬͈̬͈̖̙̂ớ̷͙̯̼̮̟f̴̨̛̥̱̫̪̙͕͔̘͈͑͌̑̎̈́̀̈́̇̓͐̕̚͜͝͝ ̸͉̮͖̗͚̳͉̭̓̓̿̇̌̈́͌̽̍͛̈̚̚o̸̢̨͎̣͗u̴̩̦̫͕̳͇̽́̀́̒̃̏́̇̃͑̇̓̿͜͝r̶̝̦̺͔̹̰͈͈͈̜̗͇̳̠͖͋͑̋͐͒̃͛̔͂̅̐͘͠ͅͅ ̴̨̦͎̦͕̦̟̦̜̮̦͕̭͇͔̉̉̈́̇̎̏̏͋̇̌̔̚̚w̸͉̪͍̰͓̲̮͋͆͐ḙ̴͔̝̤̮̳͍̥̠̯͚̗͍͈͕̍b̸̢̡̦̿̀̇̌͒̐̃̿͗͑͑̋͒͘̚̚ṧ̸̨̱͌̃ì̴̢̜̹̀̏̈́̑t̶͙͔̞̥̦̹͎͗e̶̟̲̙͖͛̂͑̌͒̒͆̕͘͜ ̸̢̨̨̢̠̩̺̻̳͙͙̼͉̬͖͍̀̒͠ą̴̯̲̭̜͎̳̳̼̩̹̬̮̰̪̗͆̀̓̓̅̈̆̏͘n̷̨̡͔̘̼̪̥͔͕̜̺̥̰̜͈̲͛̅͐̅͗̐̏͐̑̕͝d̶̢̧̹̰̝̳̺̲͓͉͓̺̖̬̝̝͘ ̸̧̢̼̼̻͖̲̙͔̯̯̘̲͕́̄̀͗̋̑̈́̇̚͠t̷̜͎̘̬͎̞͙̭͉̼̜̩̀̏̄͆̓̀̉͝h̴͓̤̦̙͉̙̼̆̍͌̀̌͂̍̃̈́̑̌͂̄̚͠͝͝ḙ̸̢̤̖̫͖̬̣̯̘̪̙͋̒͂̃̐ͅ ̸̧̨̡̢̝̬̪̺̺͈͙̈́̏̐͝ṗ̷̢̡̩̱̬̰͚͙̜̘̀̅́̒͌̐̿͜͠ŭ̷͓̬̞̥͖̥͚̝̳̼̞͍̱͈̇͋͋̓͜ṛ̷̢̧̢̱̭̖̠̻̰̯̜̻̭͓̀͌̃͆́̊́͒͐̓̈́͂́̃͜͝c̶̢̳̼͉͔͈͓͉̏́͂̾̓̽́̆̌͂̚h̷̙͊̋̒̔̒̓͐̓a̴̰̙̮̤͊̀̒͂͂͊̃́̓̑̀̊̃́͜͝s̸̮̤̺̭̉̊̏͛͗̄̈́̃̃̂͑̆̚͝è̵̟̈̓͊̀̈̚͜͝ ̶̡̨̩̙͓̘̲͖̩̙͖̻̼̺͈̉̍ͅo̸̯̱̹͍͕͕̗͍̘͂͗̽̈́͗̒͒̐̉̏̈́̋͘̕͠͝͝f̶̧̤̟̣̖̪̭̬͎̤̯͎̗͇͊͜ ̶̳̀́p̶̨̘̖̳͕͔̯͇̋̆́̅́̇̂̐̒͝r̸̫̫͚̗͚͒̅̆̆̏̽̋̕͜͜o̵̢̝̭̫͙̠̲̦̱̅͒̿̓̈́͊̽͋̒̾͌͆̈́̕d̸̦̺͇̿͆̽͛̓̊͝u̴̞̞͍͙̯̓c̶̛̺͇̙̺̤̱̗̤̅̐͛̈́̂̾́͋͂̌͆̒͒͑̚͝ţ̴̘̺̣͈̙̤̮̬̼̹̫̤̀̈̎͌̏͜͝s̴͙̲̠̖͙̬͊̄̄͛̉͊̎̓̐̌͠͝ ̶͖̦͎͇̌̈́̂̽̀̔̈́̕̚f̴̧̰͙̻̙̫͔̥̥̫͔̭̰͙͓͓͛̔̔͜͠r̶̛͔̜̂͗̓̑̕̕͝o̸͙̱̲̮̲̮͕̝͕̫̾̅̄̎̍m̶̡̨̛̻͈̟̦̫̬͍̦̤̜͓̳͋́͆͂̈͋̔̔̈́̓͛ ̵̢̛̛͕̦͔͎̲̭̠̓͐̐͛̊̂̈́͌̽̒̓̽͘ͅu̴̧͉̫̳̘̘̙̫̼̹̔͆̓͆̾́̇͊̅̑̿̀͆̑͌͜s̵̡̛̜̱̘̪͖̘͙̼͍̲̺̒̒̐̈́͜͝ͅ.̸͇̹̗̪̺͎͚̦̘͊͗͒͊͆̐͜͜

2. Definitions

  • "We," "us," or "our" r̵̛̦͖̰̙̅̾̿̂̇̇́͋̀̚ȅ̶̢͓͎̖̤͓̃̑̒̍͌̃̿f̷̨̛̞̜͔͉͉̓̽͋͋́͝e̸̢̧͈̙͙͙̜̮̣͚̟͔͉̣̰̒̽́͆̔̈́̈́̈́̈́̓̾̒ͅŕ̵̡̨̼̣̄̾̈̂͋̊̓̂̑̕͜͠͝s̴̡̡̩̰̞̝̮̖̬̝̪̳̋͑͜͜ ̵̡̞̭̭̜̗̠̫̜̭͉͑͜͝ ̸̛̜͇̠̪̩̮̩͉͖̣̓̑̐̎̿̊͗̋̀̍̿̀͂̍͘͜͠ ̷̢̨͕̤̮̆͌ ̸̢̧̨̜̳͖̞͕̰͉͔̘͓̌̀͆͋̊̓̉̀̆̈̑̄͂̊́͜͠͠ͅ ̷̨̨̙̩̹̻̻̜̳̻̔̈́͗̀̓̕ͅͅ ̴̜̀̓̑̅̋͗̌̽̄͋̃̕̕̚͠ ̶̦̯̠̎̍̏̋͆̈́̔͘ ̷̡̨̡̹̰̩̈́͋̎̋̒͘͝͝͝ ̷̦͕̝̤̼̈́ ̴͇͋̋̏̽̈̀̄̎͋͐̽̚͘͝͝ ̵̢̙̞͙̗̖̙͈͎̤̮̥̞͋̊̑̅͑̈́͌̀͘ ̶̧͓̯̲̱͎̬̹̹̲̦̘̐̈̀͜ ̵̢̛̦̱͇̖̩͕̹̭̱͉͈̞͑̂̿̈́̔̎͘͘̚ ̶̧̣̳͉͎̠̹͚͉̟̈́̉̓̈́̃͌̽̽̀̒͗̇̌̕͝͝͠ ̶̨̛̜͚̰͇̼̝̭̩̃̿̀̂̉̃̋̈́͌̑͊̚͝͝͝ͅͅ ̷̨̢̛̲̘̰̮̮͖̌̈̉̄́͒̔̀̉̄̑̂̊̐̕͝ ̶̢̡͓̻̗̰͉͙̌̀̊̚ ̸̧̡̭͍̺̬̗̘͓̦͙̹̤̜͆̈́͗̈̈́̉̎͘͜ ̷̨͍̗̮̞͔̫̗̱̰̞͓͋̋͆̔̎͘ ̸̳̞̃̉̏͗̐̿̕̚ ̴̻͈̭̻̗̟̣̺͐̄͛͗͒͑̈̓͒͋̈́̊̿̉̈́͘̚ ̸̡͍̫͍̰̖̙̞͚̙̪̞̭͍̿̈́̌͐͌͑͋̉̏̚ͅ ̴̡͍̞̹͕̹̗̤͔̱̏̋͘ṯ̷̨̨̛̹̮̺͖̤̝̊͐͂̾̑͌̐́̄̔̌͗̚ȯ̶͈̥̗ ̶͑͒̊͛̒̇̊̂̆̏̓͝͝͝͝ͅŚ̴̗̜̫̱̍̆̅͒̔͗̉̽͆̀̕͠͠͝ḩ̴̧̝͙̺̘͕̫͇̣͍̫͎͔͉̣̒̐̽̽̄̾́ţ̶̨̘̤͓̳͍̰̱̼̮͕̆̽̐͋͜f̴̢̛̹̜͖̘͍̗͖͖̩͍̞̔̓͗͘͠y̴̢̡͔͖̻̖̹̱̦̱̤̬̳̜̘̽̐̅͋̓̈́͊͜ ̸̮̻̝̂Į̷͖̦̙͔̱̦̯̲̲̮̼́̓n̴͙̬̩̖̲̓̈́͗̈́͌̔̍́̃̾̾̚͘͘͠͝c̷̠͆̈̅͛̈̂̊̾͂̔͊̋͝͠o̵̟̹̗͈͇̜̽̊͐̍̾́̿͜ř̴̖̥̯̠͕̼̗̯̙͈̊̊͜p̸̢̛̠̦͇̲̭̂̐̓̂͐̑͒̋̋̽̿̆̓͘͝ͅo̷̼͉͈̮̥̥͍̼̭͇̬̫̝̬̟͉̐͒͑̉̀͆̋̀̀͜͝͝͝r̷̛̖̖̪̪͖̭͍̯̗͈̞̹̟͙̠̖̱̾̿̑͑̊͌̑̚a̵̛̠̦̩̻̜̘͊̾̕t̵̺̙̭̻̼̽̆̿̃̿̆͌̆͋́͝e̴̛̩̖̿̂̈́̊̂̿̀͗͂̏̈̑͋͘̕͝d̷̢̝̗̱̰͈͖̘̹̲͈̎̈́ ̸̡̛̗̲̔̎̓̀̒̏̽͑̒͋̂͊̀̈́̈́͜͝ͅS̵̛͉̩͔̩͓̍̆̀̀̇́͒́̕o̴̧̞̫͎̭̞͈̤̞̯̯͇̘̙̾̆͜c̸̲̼̈́̓̽͝͠ì̷̧̩͆͊e̵͎̰͉͕̹̼̮̼̟̬̜͈̦̮̙͒̐̑́̊̐̈̈́̈́̓̀̅͛́͘̚ţ̵̥͖̫̟̪͊̀̎͑̉͂̀̈́͆̅̈́͠͝í̸͕͉̤̬̪̘͉͓̱͕̯̈̆̈́͒̅̈́͋̈̂͌̄̍̚͜͝͝ę̵̢̢̮̯͖̹̞̖̝̞͚͇̬͇̊̈́͌̂̀̍͋̃̋̌̉̽͘̕͜͝ş̵̛͖̲̙̺̩͉̰̟̠͔̜̀̓̑̆̄̈́̾͊́̅́̈́̀̈́ ̶̧̣̟̯̪̠̣͉̥̊̌̆͗͛̓͒̇̓̃͐͜͠Ŗ̷͙̩̤͈̹͔͓͛̿̏̏̋̀͂̉̐̋ě̵̡̛̞͔͔̭̳̮͕̂͌͊̇͗̈̈̐͐̚̚g̴̡̛̺̗̯͍͇͓̟̰̦̻̥͂̿̀̓̏͊̾͐̐̃̚͝į̷̛̛̤̙̳̅̊͗̈͑͆̏̊͐̒̕s̶͓͙̗̘̝͇̠͙̉͑̓̒̿̾́̀͗̚͝ͅt̸̨̨̧̨͈̟̹̺͖͈͈̺̝̲͊̏͆̈́͌̆ͅĕ̴̠͚̭̻̙͉̤̞̰̭͇͎̤̮͔̽̅͜͝r̵͓͚̍̌́̆̀̔͂́̀̋͂ ̵̡̢͖͔͉̺̣͕͗̀͌͆̀̃̀̅L̷̨̘̭̟͕̤̯͗͋̈͐ḯ̵̠͖̾́m̶͙̮̱͈͝į̷̛̭̣̮̞̪̹̹͎̱̝̯̬̻͗̌́͋̕͘ẗ̴̞̯̫̫̘̖͖̟͚́̒̓͌͜ę̴̢̢̛̻̯̤͍̹̰̹̝̜̮̞̩͕̅͂̏͊̀̆́̐͋͐̑̏̈́͒̈͠d̵̨̢͖̞͇̼͚̯͚̹͗̔̀̒̈́̾̀̍̆̆̆͌̐̍̇̈́ͅ.̴̬̇͗͑̈́̿̊͆̈͗̃̿̅͆̑̎̾͝dd
  • "You" ŗ̶͍̰̤̰̹̭̘̝͖͔̜̞̙͗̾̈́̀̍̈́́̎̌̓̈́e̸̢̟̪̟̦͖͍̦͈͕͕̹̹̮̗̅̉̋͜ͅf̴̮̭̺̤̪͙̳͙̥̲̼̮̅́̿̂̐̂̐͌̚̕͝͝͝e̵̢̲̦͕̬̯͔̪͂͒̍̐͐̌̄͒̋̏̂͂͝͠ṛ̸̱͖̘̝̩̜̇̀̃̃̇͜ş̷̯̘̭̤͉̖͔̭̺̹͓̫͓͚̩͛̑̉̈́̓́̂͗͒̏̿̿̀̏̚̚͝ͅ ̸̧̡̛̹̹̘̗͎̹͖̹͖̤͙̰͕̼͚̽̔͒̾͐̕̚ţ̸̩͕̦̲̪͎͗̾̽͒̎̅̀̈̎̾̔̕̚̚͠o̷̧̨̖̟̲̭̱̪̘̦̪͉͌̏̒̀͋̂͋͂̇̆ ̸̖̼̺̥͓̤̫̩͕̤̲͇̺̈̽̆̅t̸̮͚͍̻͙̰̤̝̜̪́́̀́́̽̀́̎̿̔͐̀̕̕͝͝ḧ̵͖̻̰̬̫͔̗͓̲́̈̃́͋ͅę̵̜̮̭̭̲̤̘̹̖͋͗̒̇̽͜ ̶̨̧̲̱͖̦͓̘͇͙̣͋͐͜ù̶̢̨̞̻̥̗͕͙̝̰͕̘͓͚̭̎̀̓͛̉s̵̗̭̝͎̲̾́̍̀̏è̸̲̼̻̠͗͌̿̍̄̆̕͠ŗ̵̯̣͇̤̼̯͓̩͎͍̭̦͈͓͂͒͂̍̊̈́̅̆̚̕ͅ ̵̗̒͝ở̵̭̝̗͊̀̏͐̄̉̃̔͗ŕ̴̨̨̦͎̜̱͚̘͕̝̪̭̰̃̄̈́̂̽̀̎͛̚͝ ̸̛̩̫̱̭͔̈́̾̄̐̈́̂̿̎͐̐̾͌c̸͇̝͈͔̻̬̝̱̼̼̩̠̞̎̋̔͋̃͜ũ̶̘̟̝̹͋͆́̍̌̈͘͝ͅs̶͙̏͆͗̓̾̒̂̅̒̒͆̕͘ţ̴͎͊̋̾͆́̅̐̇̚͝ͅṍ̷̤͔̿̌͘͝͝m̵̛̳͖̩͕̪̟͕̈́̍̽̇̈̑̈́̓̊̏̕ẻ̶̡̺̬͖̭̭͓̜̺̻͇̹̯͎̓̈̍̅̎̅̄͂̔̀̅̉͂̄̿̏ř̸͇͈̼̘̥̭̖͇̬̠̱͌̀̋͂̇̆̔̈̈́̆ͅ.̵̨̧̧̡̫̜͖͚̻͉̯͖̲͖͍̔̌̀͐̀̈́̏̓͛̆͗͘̚

3. Ordering Process

̷̼̫͇̤͚̝͍̳͇̘͇͇͍̝̓͊͋̒̿́̀͋͆̂͝͝ ̷̪̊͗͆̽̂̀̄̆̇͝ ̶̣̜͕̤͌͋͆̑̉́̚͠ ̵̧̻̼͓̪̥̗͙̺̱̺́̃͑͐͋̀̋̇̋̆̎͊̈͂ ̵͉̭̞̣̗̭͕̻̉͛̒̆̂̈̆̅̍̚̕͝ ̵̢̣̮̻̭̭̲͚̹̥̬͙͕̀̋̑̂̑̎̕ ̷̢̡̛̣̞̪̦͔̲̥̥͕̞͛̇̐̓͐̍̒̍͐̾́͠ ̴͉̖͉̥͋ ̷̡̱̮͔̞̫͖̞̗̩͓͎͂̈́̿̑͌̄͑͐͌̀̅͗̈̈́ ̸̧̺͓̇̐͌̊͑̇̇̽̽̓̀̂̈́ ̸̣̼̗͉̎̑̄̑͂̿̐͊͆̈ ̴̧̛̩̞̫̣̺̲̗̘̳̻̦͕͙̺̐͆̎̋̏͐̕͝͠ ̵̡̧̬̳̦̙̗̜͉̫̭̠̟̬͐̋͊̔̽͜ͅ ̴͕̝͈̙̥̓̋͋̋̀͊̏͗̏̎͜ ̸̧͇͉͈̯̬̱̫͖̪̟̠͍̓̎̇̏̅ͅ ̶̨̧̭͈̹̞̫̞͖̳͖͉͕͈̩̖̈́͐͒͑̂̚ͅ ̴̡̗̹̬̯̹͚̲̺͎̼̱̠̯̣̒̅̉́̓́͂͂̆̀͜͝ ̵̨̛̭̖̺̿̐̈́͂́̽͆͆͋̋̈́͜͜ ̵͓̮̍̋͆̇͂̿͘̕ ̶͕̝̣͉͎͔̩͇̳̞͋̏̉̃̀̅̊̒̑̎̅̿̂̕̕͝͠T̵̨̼͍̤̝̮͔͚̠͚̏ó̸̯̗̱̭̗͈͍̪̻̬͓̳̭̰̦̾̄̑̂̀̓̓̓̈́͊̌̿̉̕͝ ̸̧̛̝̹̘̬̝̹̭͇̱͉͕̭̾̊̈͂͊͐̈́͋̀̔̑̐̈́̎͘͜͝ͅp̵̡̨̣͙̳͍̬̰̳͎̣͕͎̱͙̞̑̀̋́͐̊͐͊̇̀͑ĺ̴͔͙̭̗̤̜̪͋͊͐̿̎̋͗̋̈͑̌͠ḁ̶̟̠̣̾̅̌̅̈́̐̈͐̅͛̈́̈̌͘͝c̸͖͚̥̥͈̲̤̫͖̩̭̟͙̥̀̌͑̋̂͋̈́̎̾̄̔͂͝ͅe̴͚͇͎̞̫͙̭̿ ̸̤̙̮͎̀ä̴̡̪̟͉̮̟̻n̶͔͇͔̺̈́̈̒͆̈̾͂̏͜͝ ̴̢̢̺͕̫͇̫̱̰̳̥̓̎̇o̶̱͕̜͚̱̐̓͠ṟ̷͔̹̂̇̓̔̀́͝ď̶̲̪͈̒̀̉͂̀̓̓̀͌͘e̴̳̰̬͙̻̦̮͈̣̲̘̞̋̌̌̽̏͆̏́̃ͅͅͅͅͅr̷̛̺̬͕̦̀͆̈́͋̕͝ͅͅ ̸̛̛̛̺͆̓̽̊͊̂̀̍̏̿́̕͘w̸̛̯̳̱̻͐͌̊́͋͗̍̾̎̽͋̐͝ī̸͖̻̝̻̜̹̠̝̞͍̝̖̏̐̉̽͗̅͐̿ͅţ̵̜͉͙̬͓͎͓͑̑̇̍̄̀̿̆̈̅͂͘͝ͅḩ̵͈͚̯̪̣̰̻̟̠̝̤̻̺͎̑̌̓͆̃ ̵̨̢̡̗͔̳̹̖̦̪̞͈͐̾͆̐̎̄̾̈̀͒́͠ṳ̵̣̻͕̻͓̞͈͕̫̙̑̔̽̌̓̈̓͒͐̕s̷̳̩͚̜̮̣̈́̓̌̑̔͐͑̌͊̾̓̔̿͆͘͜͜͠ͅ,̸̱̊͂͛̕͘ ̵̥͍͍̥̼̜̜̗̀̎̆̐̄́̽̾͊̅̒̔͛̚͘̚̕f̴̢̣͙̺̲̝͚͎̻̗̹̺̽͋̕͜o̴͕̮̟̥̯̮̰̬͊̽͋͋͒̕͘l̶̺̬̦͔͕͙̖̺͙͕͈̥̰̟̗̳̂̐̓̂͗̃̀̔͌̆̈̕ͅĺ̵̝̤̳͚̼̦̹̹͕̙̭̦̯́̓̄͌̂̈́̎͂̐͐̄̉̚͜͝͝ò̷̦̣̝̺̳̰̽̃͜w̷̢͚̝͔̼̺̝͈͊̏̈́̋͌̓̈́̾̑̊̉̏ ̷̛̛̞͙̣̗͇͖̅̍̅̇̆̆̍͛̅̓̉͑̚͝ţ̶̗̱̟̤̠̥͙̝̹̹͕̣̒h̵̡̡̬̼̬̩̟̤̩͖͙͙͍͓̻͖̋͑̎̎̈́̄̈̀̽̈́̊͐̿̚͜͠ȩ̵̛͈͎̹̩͙̳̖̼̰͚̙̤͖̱͒̉̊̃̅͒́͋̍́́̈̌̕̕͝ ̷̡̣͍̣̹̳͎̃́́į̵̥͉̦̗̳̲̊͑̐͒͒̊̂̓̎̈͘͘͠ͅn̶̡̨̛̖̺̰̰͓̖͔͉̮͕̦͑͆̽̒̋͛͛̒̅͌̕s̴̛͉̯̜͉͗̏̽̎̓̓͛̚͝ͅt̷̢̡̫͍̙͚̝̗͚̖̻͌͌̌r̷̻̥̰̅u̸̳̭̪̰̫̺̜̯̜͉̪̮̺͕̘͗͑̓͂́̽̿͠c̶̲̬͉̲̬̱̲̼̠̍̋̂̽͛͐͐̕̚͜͝t̵͕̲͑͗̊̀͆̒̒̌̕͘͝i̴̧̹͓͙̗̘̲̝̬̼̠̟͊̆̓͗͊̏̀͐̓̈́̅̈́͆̈͊͜ő̷͇̦̦͚̩̟̟͎̲͈̋̀̓̌̓̾̎̌̐̆̓͜ͅn̶̛̗̪̠̓̓̋̏́̃̇̆͊̌̀͝͝s̴̛̥̯̊̈́͒́̇ ̷̨̻̘͈̳̲̺̯͕̰̗͖̓ǫ̴̧̬̺̬̝̪̠̹̳͚̳̺͖͇̱̀̈́̿͑̌͌̀̂̌̊̏͌̑͊͘̚n̴̡̢̹͕̗̠̲͙͍̣̑̉̔͋̾̈́͗̌͗̄̓̔̏̓̓͘ ̸̦̦̝͛͂̿̎̅͐͌̄̈́͘̕ǫ̴̧̧̘͉͍̩̝̮̩͖̹̚͜ü̵̡̹͔͙̼̜̣̯̖̻̱͇͍͇͈̦̽͆͋̔͘͘͝r̶̛̯̠͍͉͇̲̞͇̬̲̞̗͋̑̾̈́̑̃̒̈͒̆̃̋̚̕͝ ̸̢̖̱̦̩͉̝̲̮͈͈́͛̽͌̿̉̿̌̆̌ ̸͎̜̮͖̀̈́̀̀̈́͗̐͆͘ ̸̢̖̟͖̟͉̜̲̺̈̓̇͆̚͝ ̸̨͕̟̫̣̤͖̟̩̤̉́̾̈́̄̂̃͐͑̒̿͆͒̏̚ͅ ̴̜̞̼̘̫͖͚̲̠̠̟̘͍̥̗̖̃̈́̿̾͊̊̂͊͠ͅ ̴̢̢̧̩̳͇͓̫̥̞̮̖̒̍͗͋ͅ ̴̡̢̢̺̘͔͉̜̯͔̙̬̟̆̏̋̃̍̔͛̍̚͘͘͝ ̷̨̢͍̠̝̫̟̰̪̫̣͑͆̓̈́̎̾͂ ̵̱̞̻̫͎̙͍̼͎̤͍̼͕̘̦̠͖́͐͗̈́͂̇ ̶̲͙̱̦̣̯͈͙͚̲̟̼̆͊̍̆̆͌̂̄̽̆̚͘͜͝ͅ ̸̢͈̥̲̝̗̗̞̜͇̼͇̻̔͗͂̀͜͝ ̶̥̰͕͇̬͍͉̣̖̼̖͉͕͊͂͐͌̀̍̅̎̍ͅ ̴̨̞͖͇͓͉͇̜̳͚̊͋̓̏͑̄̋̏̓͋͘͝ ̴̧͉̄̐̎̏̋ ̵̤̭̖͆̀̒̎̋̓͒̇͐͑͗͘͘ ̴̛̜̪̯͓̣̮̠͉̝̫̪̠͚͊̀͗̔͌̃̇͒̌͜͝ ̸̠̪̎̽̒̚ ̴̯̟̮͕͉̗̩͎̗̲̘̣͍͈̻̍͗̾͐̀͐̅̒ ̵̧̡̡̘̮̻̯̝͓̪̣͈͓̻̥̓̍͆͊̂̈̀͋̅̊̎͊̋̈́͐͗͋͜ ̵̡̛̻̪̮̆̉̆̀̄̀̈́́̽̚͝ ̷̧̛̛̛̣̥̥̺̖͓͎̫͙͇̘͊̂̊̃̃̈́̃͆͂̓̆͐̚͜͜w̸̧̧̛͇̖̞̹͖̱͙͙͕̜̦̮̾̋͛̉̓͛͋͂̋̃̔͂͜͝ě̴͚̯̞͙b̵͉͎̥̼̐̽̒̉̽̊̒͜͝ś̸̻̥͖̘̰̭̹̣̗̐i̸̝̪̱̝̮͛̎́͂́̊͐͜ẗ̴̨͈̫̗̺͔͎̯̦̮́͐̑̀͑̇͋͆̈́͌͛̏̊͜͝ͅë̷̡̢̱̖͔̬͎͖̤̞͕͗̈̓̓̓́̒̋̒̂̚͝͝.̴̡̛̝̠͎̘̩͚̠̔̿̃͒̔̑̔̀̐̀͛̈̓͘͝ ̶͓̮̘̼̬͇̺͓͙͐͐̈́̓̀̋͆̎͑̓̈́̄͐̕͝ͅB̸̛̜̥̺̻̙̥͐̀̍̑͛̅͗́͛̀̀̈̚͘͜͝y̵̳̰̤̭̠̘̞̭̣͕͈̘̯̝͖̙̐́̔̔̚ͅ ̴̠̯̪̻̼͚̝̝̖̭̣̠̖̉̔̎͑̿͒̽̒̍͌̿̾̕͝͝c̴̛͚͓̯̺͓̠̦͙̪͇̜͈̺̝̈̾̈̏̒͒̿̈́͒̃̌͛́̕̚͜o̵̧̢͍̲̠̯͙͑m̸̡̹͕̤͇̣̻̯̲̋̀̈͊́͘͘͜͠͝p̶͎̒̋̀̈̐̅̈́l̷̨̖͔̍̏̄̿͆͂̈̃ė̸̥̘͔̰̜̟̞͛͋͑̆̈͒̓̿̚̚͝͝͝ͅṱ̴̡̛̙̯̈́̀̾͋̄́̑͝î̶̛̹̦̭͖̺͔͓̟͍̲̥̟̓̈̍́͛̄͝͝n̶͙̙̣̮̘̻͇̪̲̅̋̔͋̓̍̃͊̀͂̅̈́̾͑͝͝ͅg̶̛̺̬͎̍̊̊̈́̋̃̇̓̈̃̆͂̓̚̕̚ ̶̢̢̧̠̘̦̭͈̥͍̠̠̱̬̫̮̞̍̓̕t̴͓̯͕̫͔̩̎h̷̛͓͕̥̱̯͍̰̦͈̻͔͍̼̱̆̔̑́̓̿̈́̾̎͑̿̚͜͝e̶̞̲̮͎͙̭̗͉͛̐͐̐̒̀́̀́̋͗́ ̸̨͉͇̬̠̹͙̥̬̖̈́͘͜͝c̸̠̖̱̟͙̉͆͑̕͝h̸̢̞̬̠̍̈́̈́̍͊̇͆̓̽̑͊̄͊̍͠͝͝e̶͎̫̝͝c̶̱̤̑̎k̸̛͔̦͓̤͙̮͓̯͙̪̹̟̩̯̩͉̀́͂̀̌̈́͆̈́̽̄̅͂̂̈́̕ͅơ̵̬̠͗̾̅̊͋͆̚͜͝ͅů̷͕̩̬͖̣̘̫͚̣̤̃̀͛́̍̀̂̀́͌̈́̚̕͝t̴̡̛̩͎̯͕̯̬͎͗̂̈́̏̍͗̽̀̆̇͂͘͠ ̸̭̲̏́͊̋̇͆̿̓̈́̋̆̔͊̃͒͝͠p̷̺͇̳̝̘̬̘̠̜̼͙̟̹̺̠̯͆̀̍̎͌̎̆̒͜r̷̨̹͙̫̖̰̫̭͕̻͚̍͆́͗̊́́̆́͘͜͝ȍ̶̧̡̫͓͓̓̓̀̈̀̃̑̀͛̽̍̄̊͝c̸̛̻͙̺̬̣͍͉̘̩̮͙̼̙͔̦̉̈́̈́́̋ę̶̡͎̯̦͚̘̤̝͗͑͊̅̅̿͋̒̆̕͜͠͝s̶̲̜̓͊͌̿ș̶̨̡͔̰̼̮̻̤͉͕̪̣͉̫̲̹̔,̴̢̢̛̱̝̰̠̺̹͚͍̤̬̫̜͔͎̋̓̈̆ ̸̢͈͔͎̳̓̾̿̃̌̓̚̕y̴̛͖̋̃̇̌̒͋͒̈́̓̎̆͛͘ó̶̡̰̦̥̤̟͍̜̒̾͆͝ų̷̮̳̦̻̦̟͓̣͍̣͎̔̾͒͆̂ ̸͙̠͐̋̀̾͆̽̊̒̄̅̔̉̓̉̂̕̕ă̴̛̛̦͕̱̲̟̟̌̇̅̿̏̆̒g̸̢̢̦̦̱͇̣̥̳͕͖̼͍͗r̶̢̨̧̛̼̭̯̰̃́̓͋̈́͜e̸̜͉͖̟͋̇̎̒̏͋̈́̌̊̀̽̐͂͘͠ͅȩ̴̡̱͖̱̤͈̱͖͚̝̰̋͌̉͛͒̐̆́ ̸̧̻̗̣̯̺̳̬͒̑̾̑̈́̕̚͜t̵̗̤͕̗̫͔͕̻̤͖̟͒̃̉̏͛͑͊̔̑͐͐̕͘̚̕o̷̡͚̗̬̬͂̿̄̐͂͗̔̊̎͝͠ͅ ̶̢̡̬͇̠͙͚̜͖͍̰̬̇̏̔̆͊̏ͅ ̵̡͔͈̱̘̘̖̻̗̝̫̎̈́̈́̑̈́̓͝͠ ̴̝̉̔̉̒̀͐͘͘͝ ̴͇̦̞͚̭̳̭̻̦͎̰͕̫̱͔̹̠̈͂͛̎͂̉̀̈̈͐̓̈́͘͘̚ ̷̰͂́̊͗͋̕͝ͅ ̵̛̜̪͌͑̍̐͌̓̀͋̒̉̈́̑͑ ̷̗̩͎͉̝̲̌̈́̾͆̄̄̿̂͒͠ ̷̢̨̤̹͓̖̲̯̫̣̎̓̏̍̽̋̏ ̷̪̮̣̙̝̋̈́͠ ̶̣̩͉̔̿̎̉͒͊̏͋͊̎̓͆͂̽͌ ̴̪̭̬̦̝̠̻̥͚̘̩͉̜̓̾͆̇͛̓̊̓͌̚͝ ̶̨̧̛̛̟̞̙͔̖̠̭͈̠̙̏̓͊̒̽̄̓̕͠ ̶̧̰̻̦̜͌̉͑̀̃͋̑͑́̓͊̚ ̴̬̠̜͖̞̾̅̀̓͛̒̃͂͑̀̈̊̀͂͘͜͠ ̴̢̫̪̈̽͗͐̔̃̈́̕ ̵͎͕̺̠̹͚̪͉̱̱͕̬̞̗̑́́̈͌̇͊̋̔̀̾̍̈̾̽̾̕ ̸̪̜̱̮͖̞͖̺͙͚̱̭̗̄̔͌̌̚ͅ ̶̨̡͓̰͉͓̟̹̖͚̟̽ ̶͓͍̜̬̜̟̋̌̈́̐̑̆̄̽͂̈͗ ̶̥̹̻͓͖̥̼͓͉̺͙͖͚̱̯̍͛̐̉̂̄̏̂̒̿͠͝ ̴̢̳̳̙̮̮̯̝̇̿͜t̶̜̘̹̝͔̼̱̱̪̓̓͗̅̈́̀́̉̊̆͒̕h̸̢̬̟͈͍̞͙̃̔͒͑̊́̏̏̌͘ͅȩ̸̨͍̱͈̥̤̫̻͈̞͖͓̇͌̂̈̋̏̈́̿̔̈́̕̕ͅs̴̡̨̡͙͕̬̩̪̼̱̱̠̓̄͌̎͛̑ͅé̸̛͖̼̘̖͓͓̳͖̦͙̬̹͓̏̀͌́͋͂̇͋͌̈́̕̕͘͝ ̷̢̡̫̤̮̻̈́t̸̨̧̬͙̹̰͚̳̙̭͇̹͖̺̠͕̂͌̄́͌̈́̐̄̐̉̽͌̐ͅę̵͔͖̰̺͔́͋̈́̉̊̋̔͊̀͐̚̕r̸̳̿͊́̿̿̓̿͌̈́̓̊͊̕̕͘͝m̶̢̮̰̱͇̋̋̾ͅs̷̛̞̻̝͇̘͇̘̲͙̘̈́͑̒̊͂͋̏̑͑͝͝ ̴̢̲̭̙͙̣͖̻̳͖̳̒̌̽ą̶͉͚̗̳̪̱̣̥̠͖̼͉̗͙̽͊͊̆͝n̶̡͉̥̥̱̖͔̮̰̣͎͍̮̥̥̼̜̿͆̌̓̾͗̏͘̚͝͝d̵̡̢̛̺̬̲̍̃̃͛̀̂̏̽̈̕ ̵̦̺͉͇͈̗̅̓̉͊̅̍͛̅́̉̕̕͝c̵̢̯̭͖̯̜̀̑̌̏̂͂̅͊̔̒̿̈́͑̀͘̚͜ǫ̸͓̻̰̟̞͎͉̜̼͖̳͎̮̔̔̏̍͆̀̌͊̈́̏̕͜n̴̢͈̞̻̹̮̤̠͔͑̈̓̓̋d̴̮̭̩̦̣̜͓͚͉̯͙͚̀͐́ͅĭ̷̭̒̈́͌̐͒̔̀͌ţ̷͔͕͉̬͖̜̥̘͙̩͇̆̒͑̏͆̒̕̕͝i̴̤̝͓͇̫̘̗̱̖̦͎̮̗̠̿͆̔̇͆̏̎̉͌͂͝͝ǫ̵͎̲̫̦͓̦̖̦͓̬̰̙̃̌n̷̨͐͌͑͐͑̈́̉̑̈̒̌̉́͌͒̚s̵̨̨͎̩͉͎̰̲̺͖̝̣͕̹̭̮̭̆̒̈́̿̒̇̔̎͆̊̇̓̏́̕͘͠.̴̛̣̗̰̲̌͗͠

4. Pricing and Payment

̵ ̴ ̵ ̷ ̷ ̵ ̶ ̸ ̸ ̴ ̵ ̴ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̴ ̸ ̸ ̷ ̷P̶r̷i̵c̷e̷s̵ ̷a̷r̶e̵ ̸a̷s̴ ̶d̶i̵s̷p̵l̷a̴y̵e̸d̶ ̴o̵n̷ ̶o̸u̴r̴ ̸w̷e̸b̷s̷i̵t̶e̴.̷ ̵P̴a̵y̸m̸e̸n̵t̶ ̸i̵s̷ ̴d̸u̸e̶ ̶a̶t̵ ̷ ̸ ̷ ̴ ̶ ̸ ̴ ̶ ̵ ̴ ̶ ̴ ̵ ̶ ̵ ̵ ̶ ̴ ̴ ̸ ̵t̶h̷e̴ ̷t̷i̵m̷e̵ ̷o̶f̶ ̴p̸u̵r̷c̸h̴a̷s̵e̶,̵ ̴a̵n̴d̴ ̴w̷e̸ ̸a̷c̸c̸e̶p̸t̶ ̶m̵a̸n̷y̸ b̸̼̝̙̮͉̯̪͕͖̖̲͈͕̘͗̔͗ͅa̵̢̖̻͉͐̇̑̏̀̈͘r̵̢̻̀ͅb̸̨̢̧̤̖̯͉̥̫̦̬̅̔͒̅͑a̸̡̛̳͚̅̆̅̾̊̐̄̌̏̎̃͐̏́̕͝r̶̢̪͉̻̖̼͉̤͉̞̪̦̦̲̩͒̔͌̄́̀̀̾̉̄̆̊͊͘̚i̵͙̲̔͋̀͗͛̚͠c̸̨͔̠͉̰͈̠̺̭̖̲̼͓̫̹̐̈͑ ̴f̸o̷r̵m̷s̴ ̸o̵f̸ ̴ ̶ ̴ ̸ ̷ ̷ ̸ ̶ ̵ ̵ ̸ ̵ ̶ ̵ ̸ ̸ ̵ ̴ ̸ ̵ ̷t̸r̸a̷d̴e̷,̵ ̴a̷s̷ ̶d̸i̷s̸p̴l̵a̴y̷e̸d̵ ̵o̸n̶ ̴o̴u̴r̵ ̷w̶e̴b̵s̵i̷t̵e̷.̸

5. Delivery and Shipping

̵̨͔̮̈́ ̵̢͖̼̈́̕ ̸̧͇͈̙͐͐͆̂ ̶̫̝͑͗͂͂ ̵̩̯̜̩͋́ ̸̢̻̅̄ ̷̢̪̋͆͋͘ ̴͍͔͒̃̐ ̶͚̋̿ ̴͙̬̏̒ ̴̨̀͠ ̶̯̓̔̀͝ ̸͕̪̣̖̚ ̸̩͒ ̸̧͉̖̎̋͛̕ ̶̙̓̌̓ ̵͍̝̪͐̏͂̔ ̶̦̆͛ ̶̙̦͑̄͠ ̵̛̲̠̩̈́͑P̸͔̼̠͓̏͒̂r̸̡̆͌o̷͔̫̤̾̃d̷̡͇̣͘ų̴̋c̵͔̠̀̊̄͒t̶̮̄̕s̸̝̫͑ ̸̹̭͙̑̇́͘͜w̸̡̻̺̿́͊i̷̛̦̳͕̋̔͠l̸̑͜ḷ̸́̄͂̀͜ ̸̎͌̚͜b̴̲́e̴̡̼͐͛͠ͅ ̴̧͎͊̾̏s̴͖̒h̶̢̎͗̋̈́í̸͓͇̱̂͘͝p̷͚̝͒͌́p̴̡̺̝̝̃̈́̄͝ẹ̵̫̝͓́̀͑d̷͈̘́ ̸̨̛̱̂̒͠ṭ̸͚͇́o̵̟̝͌̐̈́ͅ ̷͙̈́̀t̶̼̀͗̍̕ḩ̷͙̐͜è̴̤̦͌̈͐͜ ̴̨̹̼̌̽̕͝ả̶̼͔̳͑ḑ̴̻̅͜ḋ̴͈r̶̘̰̀̃̈͑ȩ̴͇̎́̅ͅͅs̶͕̥͖͍̓̐s̷͉͈̰̑͘͝ ̷̰̣̜̎̒͛̓p̸͚̒̓ŗ̵̭͙̆o̸̜̒͘v̵̫̠̺̻͐ǐ̶͓̜̈́d̴̞̿̕e̵͈͓͓͌̒́͜d̸̗̭̼̽̋̓̏ ̷̗̪͌d̶̪̞̖̜̾̃̕u̸̧̹̜̐̕͝ŗ̵̻̿̑ḯ̴̜̿n̷̙̋ğ̷͉̦̦͜ ̷͎̗̻̲̆͊͗̾t̸̠̠̤̿̾̃̋ḩ̴̼̍̆ͅë̴͈́͐ ̸͔͔͗͊̾̚ ̸̼̎͌͗̚ ̵͓̑̄ ̵̡͛ ̸̝̙̱͇́ ̸̙̈́͑͆͠ ̸̡͎̦͇̀́ ̶̧̘̳̙͠ ̷̳̚ ̴̯̦͐̌ ̷̣̀̉̃͝ ̸̢̻̫̓̄ ̷̠̊̏̽͒ ̵͇͓̫̾͛̏ ̵̛͉̈̈ ̶̲̺͋͠ ̶͉̗̰͙̌̉̇ ̸̮͔̤̓ ̶͓̋ ̵̹͍͒̍ ̸̪̀̔ó̸̡̤͎́ŗ̶̈́͐̈́͜͝d̷̥͛̏̂͜͠ȩ̵̡̏́r̴̡̭̞̩͌̉̋ĩ̸̫̦̑͘n̵͙̬͌g̸͖͍͐̅͜ ̵͎͇̺̍̌p̷̹̜̒̎r̵̡͕̬͛ô̷̧͓͈͊̕ͅč̸̛͇̘͚̐ͅe̴̖̝̦͂͝s̶̬̑̈̾s̵̡͓͗.̶̱͙͖̑̓́ ̵͔̼̰̈́̂̒̒͜Ŝ̴̬͍̙̲̅h̷͈͈͂̑̚ͅi̵̘̮̝̿͆̎͂p̴͕̻̲̺͝p̸͙̔i̶̜̿ͅṉ̶̐̌g̸͈̻̭̀ ̶̫̋̚c̷̫̀̍̕o̴͚͇̙̾̈s̷͕͛͑t̷̲́̐s̵̮̺͓͈͗̄ ̴̢͇̙́͛͠a̵̛̹͍͙̍͝n̸͔̂͝d̵̝̣̥͂ ̴̧̪̭̮͒̌͗̔e̸̛̛͍̦̹̭̾ṣ̷͌t̶͕͊͌͘͜͝i̶̭̼͒̓m̸̹̃͗a̵̰̘̜͛̂̕͜͝ṱ̴̞͍͍̏̆̆̅e̵̯̠̽d̷͇͚̀̓͗ ̷͎̯̆d̴̼͙̻͂̀̉e̸̦͒͆̂l̷̝͚̫͚͛́͒i̴̡̙͍̖̽v̷̘̫͊͛͝e̴̺͑̄̓r̴̯͔̲̫̅͋́͘y̷̙̆̿͌ ̷̥̣͊̍̄ ̷͍͚͕͕͐̎̿ ̴̡͉̘̖̓̽͌̚ ̷̤͍̀̂̓ ̴͑̈́̓̓͜ ̷̨̞͊̅̂ ̸̬͙̃̾ ̸͖̖͓́͌͑ ̵͉͒̿͂̑ͅ ̸̖͉͋̑ ̵͈̭̠̌ ̸͓̮̲̕ͅ ̸͇̼͙̜͛̿̌ ̵͙̟̪̈́ ̸̬̺̬̃̂͛̈ ̵͉̤̆̇ͅ ̶̱͓͒͘ ̵̯͍̑͌̍ ̶͇̓̍̚ ̴̣̩̞͑̋̈ ̸̻̯̻̋t̷̯̀i̷̛͈̰̪͐̈́m̷̥̞̯̖̐͗̔͒ẻ̵̡̖̲s̷̛̲͌̊̑ ̵̱̌a̵̭̹͇͌̕͝r̴̰̟͉̒ẹ̷͎̯͙̀̑̓̈́ ̸̫̈̓͜ͅḓ̷̡͆̒̾͝ë̶̡͍͓̺́̄̾͝t̸̩̠̅͐a̶͕̘͔͊͝i̵̧̼̩̰̊̽͐l̷̖̋ë̸͚̘̯̤́̚ḍ̶̝͎͉́̌ ̶̳͉̝̪̒̃̅̔õ̶̧̢̗̆ͅn̵͚̗̋̊͝ ̸̹̂̓o̵͉̭̭͔͌̒͒̓u̷̜̾̒̇r̵͔̄̀̂ͅ ̷̪̝̺͋̓́w̸̡̤̉ĕ̸̖̈́͘b̸̗̪̣̓̒̅̚s̴͔̞̮͒͒͘ị̶̡̣̑͋͛̓t̸̩͋͂͠ě̶͙̯.̵̢̞͍̀̓̋͌

6. Returns and Refunds

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9. Intellectual Property

̸̢̤͚̳̜̞̺̖̫͖͚̏͆͐̈́͌̔̌͌̿̋̍̕͝͝ ̴̢̡̫̲̞͈̲̮͉͖̅̂̍̀͗̎͂̊ ̷͚͇͚̬̗͔̗̠̭̇͒̓́͋͆̅̆̇̚͝ ̶̙͉̳̪̥͉̱̦̘̜̩̼̙̰̲̉̿͂͐̂͆̄ ̴̢̧̢̻͉̳̜̒͒̓̀ ̶̡̡̡̰̻̹̞̝̖͚̓̓͆̈̉̍̂͌̀̅͌̆̔͝ ̶͕̥͎̝̳̤̙̯͌̆̒̍ͅ ̸̱̲͙͈̻͔̈́͑͑̆́̔͆̄̿̏́̑̇́̕̚ ̷̢̖͚̞̞̟̻͙͕͉̗̲͖͉̘͓͊ ̵͓̟͎͇͒͋ ̴̟̳̟̳͔͒̽̑̀̄̚͜͜ͅ ̵͚͍̱̘̳͍͎̯̒̍͐͊͐͌̒̎ ̷̯̀̈̾̎́̀͑͊̆̀̈́̔͘͘̕͝͝ ̸̢̧͔̩̱̀̎̑͑͌̑̂̃̍͊́̌̈́̚͠ ̵̡̡̛̮͇̠̪͓͎̲̔͊̏̂̾͌͛̿̋̐̈́̍̿͘͠͝ ̶̟̻̿̇̓̀̓̑͆̈́̈́̚̚̕ ̸̧͎͙̖̤͓̯̱͕͋̓͋́́͛͑̆̉̽͐͛̅͐ ̴̢̢͖̝͈̺̦͕͚͚̠̲̣̲̓̅̽̅̋́́͋̒͂̑̈́͘̚ ̸͕̞̺̥̞͉̣̜͒͛̊ͅ ̸͈̓̇̓͑̽A̶͉̱͎̘̙̜̩͗̏̾̔͝͝͝l̷̨͚̮͇̼͉̱̥͗̍̏̑̔̊̅ḻ̴̆̐̒̾̈́̍ ̴̨̢̡͔̟͎͎̦͕̻̝̉̓̆̇͊͛͒͐c̶̢̄̒̈́ͅǫ̶̨̢̹̫̮͚̩̣̣̫͎͈̫͉͂̏͂͑̓̐̈́̽͂͛͘̕̚͝͠ñ̶̢̥̟̰̲͒t̴̛̯̠̤̻̲͓̻̰͑̈́͐̍̀͆͗̋̔̐̑̎̄̋̇ȩ̵̳̟͓̬̙̩͇̊̈́̌͗̊̄̃̅̇͗͘̕̕͠n̶̡͔͖̻͎̦͇̱̜̫͚͉͚͕̖̬̆̔͂̀̿̈̽̑͑͊̚ͅţ̷͓͔͚̩̜͙̻͍̞͖̬̜͚̍ ̷̧̨̛̬͓͕͈͓̞̱̖̩̭͉͔̉̎̓̀̋̆͑̕̕o̷͙̙̮̣̿̊̉n̵̨̖̜̼̗̥̒̄̇̇͊̈͛̆̐̈́͗̉́ ̸͔̭̼̈́͌͋͗̉̈́̉̈́̄̈́͘͝͝͝o̶͈̗̦̟͎̤͖͒̏̿͆͗̽͝ų̸̜̯̦̻̹͉̤̈̈́́̀̇̌̾͐̓̑̍̀̈́͘͘͠ṙ̶͇̦̭͙̦̫̮̞̺͙̮̻͎̝̘͊̈́ͅ ̷͓̫̈́͗̈̊̂̍̓̋̈́̈̓́͋̅͘̚̕w̷̧̡͍̬̺̞̼͎͋͗è̷̛̺̻̰̼̣̳͋̍́̑̂͊ḇ̷̛̙̙̩͆̅ș̵̘̞̺̱͆̈́͑̀̽͌̔͘i̵̧̢̧͔͈̺͙͇͔͖̦͚̽͜͜t̸̜̠̜̬͍̲̖̬̫̪̥͎̝͔̜̃̒̾̏̑̀͜ě̴̛̛̪̲̜̺̆͑̌̈́̍͌͠,̸̤̠͂̾̍̒͐̕ͅ ̷̬̮͉͙̰͙͔̺̦̩̲̖͕͉͋̆̉̇͊̅̐̏̃͌̏̒͊́̚i̵̢̢̛͓̩̪̻̙͇͎̙̮̦̗̭̭͇̾̈́̃̋̔͠ṇ̴̡̛̪̪̬̭̱͚̖͍͍̫̑̾̅͌̏̅̉͌̇̉̇͂͠͝͝ç̶͍̺͓̖̑̎̑̓̋́͛̀͘̚͜͝l̸̨̡̢̦͉͇̪̱̳͖͈̣̦̜̤̼͎̂̉̂̐̔͗͋͑̈͛ų̴̡̛̝̫͈̯̠̭͖͇̮̯͖̞̐̌̎̓̽̋̌͘͝ͅḍ̴͗̑̚i̸͍̩̘̯̺̻͔̲̺̠̻̠̻̱̳͐͑́͋̐̈́̇̀̎͠͝n̷̡̧̛̙̣͙̹̠̭̲̠̭̄g̶̛̻̥͉̟̖̈̓́͗͂̓͊͂̀̓̆̌̊͘̚͝ ̸̨̢͚̞͕̳̭̦̰̀̀͑̇̌͆̄͂̎͝͝͝ṯ̴̞̘̰̪̺̲̄͒́̉͌̄͆̚͝͝ê̴̗̲͇͉͉̲̗̟̗̩̈́͌͌̋̅̈́̀̍̐͊͘͝x̶̛̤͎̝̌̌̆̿̃͒̄͛͘t̸̰͚̺̪̠͘,̷̢͙̺͕̱̟͗ ̵̡̡̻͚̗̗̪̬̦͈͈̤͉̿̍g̸̛̗̟̪͚͆͋̊͋̎͛́͛̄̓̓̈̂͘͘͠ŕ̸̜͕̜͔͈̼̺̬̳̜̭̗̮͈̟͛̇̓̂͌͑̍̄̈́̚á̸̢̪̬͔̩̤̪̟͔̲̉̓͠p̷̙̺̰̃͜h̴̢͕̙̬͇̘͎͉̠̀͌͆̋͒͐̎ḯ̴̠̠̭̮̠͎̞͉͇̒̔̅̈̌͝ͅc̷̮̟͕̲͙̞̘̀̀͑̕̚͜s̶͓̹͙̝̙̀̀,̶̢͖̫̖̘̌̐́̓̇̄͗̎͑̇̅͌̀͘͝ ̶̘͙̯̳̅̎͌̃͐̎̈͌͝l̵̼͍̇̃̀̊̐̌͊̓̄̚ǫ̴̫̗̝̫̼̬̖̻̦͋̐̐͛̋̕͜ģ̴͈͓̦̜͎͇̗͚̪̉̚ǫ̶̮̤̱̪̜͙̺̮̥̣̫̉̄̊͒̊̕͜s̷̢̥̟̳̞̙͔̦͈̲̻̯͇̤͉̞̺̎͗͘,̵̠̣͚͔̱͇͒̿̌̇̐͛͠͝ ̸̨̡̯͍̝̫́̃ͅͅ ̸͚̗̲͔̦̥͆͛͒̐͆̀̿̈́͊̀̔̀͒͘̕͜͠ ̴̡̛̥͔̺̬̭̖̜͔̳̞̀̈́̍̅̍́̄̕ ̵̯̯͍͉̰̖̻̹̭̗̰͖̈́ ̷̢͇̥͎̺̲̦͎͖̣̖̮͓͙́̀̄̒̕͘͜ ̷̨̺̜̼͕̪̗͇͕̱͈̺͍̐̍̈́͛̾́̔̃̈́̊̀̂̈͊͜͝͝ͅ ̸̡̡̡̢̢̛̼̟͙͇͇̩̐̂͊̌̈́͋̈́͘͘ ̶̬̺̬͈̗̥̝͙̼͙̈̉͆̋̈́̔̈́͐̚̕͜͠ͅ ̷͉͖̮̹́́͑̀̂͆̏͋́̃͆̆̇͝ ̶̯̒̌ ̸̡̮̼̱̝̪̲̤͓͓̦̞̟̂́̂͋̌̓̄̔͑̑́͐͜ ̸̨̼̫̂ͅ ̵̼͇͚̱̳͔̲̩̝͓́͑̂ ̷̱́̊̔ͅ ̶̨̺͔̱͇͌̎̈̏̎̂̅͘ ̷̧̛̛̼̗̣̦̹͎̝̤͖̦͉̻̦̞̻̔͐̂̂̒̿̍̅̍̑̀́̊͑ ̸̨̢̢̨̜͖̋̽̒͛̇͝ ̵͖͐̈́͆͘ ̵̞͛͗̂͗̀̉͊͗͝ ̷̛̛̛͙̗̫̙̳͍̈̀̇̏͐̅̉͒͗͋̊̾͝ ̷̧̨͉̩̖̜͇̲̭̟̝̖̫̖͔͓͕͊͋͑̆̈̑͊̀̍͂̔̀͒̏͘a̶̢͍̗̟̬͔̪̜̱̞̝̿̀̎̚ͅn̵̜̗̜͔̰̠̲̹͍̩͕͕̽̋͊̀̏̇͋͛͛̄̄̈́̚̕͘ḓ̷̡̧̢̖̳͔̞̬̞̈́͊̓̑̌́͌̕̕ ̴̙̌̑͛͌i̴̖̮̟̒̈́́̀̄̽̍̉̾̏̉̒̑͒̚̕m̵̺̘̖͔̺͚̭̑̈́͗ḁ̷͈̱̼̩͇̹̟̼͓̆̔̇̓͋́g̴̢̨̜̗͈̥͖͚̹̤͓̖͓̻̲̀͗̈̄́͘͠͠ë̶̢̦̱̙̠̻̥̜͓͈̹͖́̔̍̂̚͠ͅs̸̲̣̜̪̣͍̯̏̃͐̀̈́̎̓͊͌̈́̎́̚͠,̷̛̲̈̓̄̀͗̈́͊̃́̑̍̓͘͝͝͝ ̸̧̢̞̯̝͉̬͓̒̓͛͗̓͛͛̓̈̑̒͛i̶̹̯̺̲͇̮͙̜̞̼͙͐̇̄̇̄̉͋̍͐͛̀̐̓̚̕͜s̷̡͚̖̀̎̄͘ ̵̢̠̩̭̥͍̙̖̈́̂̓̊̽̾̓̂̿͂͘͝ȍ̴̧̞͔̤͙̪̹͓̣͎͍͙̙̓̐̉͜͝ͅu̸̢̨̢͇͉̖̹̗͙̞͔̟̱͖̖̹͆̋̎̑͌̋̐̔̏͐͂̃̂͜͝ŕ̸̫͚͎̱͒͂͌̚ ̷̡̺̮̤͕̬̖̩̝̲̉̈́̉̃̈́̿̔ḯ̴̢̨̨̗̝̩͚͍̩͓͖̲̜̭̫̈́̏̋͘͜ͅn̷̨̨̧͎͓̯̟̰̫̭̥̜̦̬̈́̑́̇̽͐̈́̓͑̆̈́͂͘͝ͅẗ̴̟̪̄̓̓́̐̐͝e̶̡̡̯̭͓̱͚̠̝̣̜͓͔͗͂̀l̸̗̥̯̦͎͖̻̒̄̏̌̄͜l̵̰̣͖͉̺̳̬͛̔̔̓͋̚̚͜ͅͅȩ̶̢͍̮̹͔̦͎̞̯̜̳̈́́̒͐͌̂̈̉̃͑͜ͅͅç̴̺͚̪̮̼̣̞̠͔͈̫̹̮̣̉͛̇́͋̽́̅͊̉̀̚͘͝ͅͅt̶͎͇̲͖͆ú̵̱̟ͅa̴͈̘͙̫̺̲̫͍̐́͗̽̃́̇̒̿͆̚͠ļ̴̯̳͇͚̙͔̠̞̟͗̎̆̏̍̏́̐͑̈́̅͂̔͊͘̚͜͠ ̵̡̻͕̞̫̩̱͙̹̤͖͓̫͗̄̑̀̋͆͑̈́̂̂̓͘͘͝p̴̧̤̫̣͎͎̬̼̥̝̪͕͎̈́̀͋̄͛͂̈͒̈́͘͝͝r̵̛̙͚̟̻̜̜̖̳̫͊ǒ̵͈̭̺̺̣͈̙̪͆͒͒̅p̸̬̺̆̇̐̇̎̏̌̽̑̃̔̕͘ẹ̴̢̡̛̰̦̬͔̥̖̌͑̅̀́̑͠͝͠ṟ̷̨̫̉̓̒̃̔̌͘t̴̢̢̧̛͇͈̦̣̪̭͍̗͌̌̉̐̚͘͝͝ý̵̱̈́̈̈́̂̃̏̓̋͝ ̸͉̻͈̠͓̽͐͂̇͗̌͂́̈̋̃̓́͘͘a̴͓͔̳̭̎n̶̢̠̲͚̦͎͉̆̊̇̌͆̄̑̒̕͝͠d̷̛̞͎̝̿͆̉̃̓̈́͌̌͋͑͂̚͠ ̸̢̨̛̺̳̝̙̖̹͓̫͂͝ͅm̴̙̘̣͎̖̥͗̾ă̷̛̯̮͐́̒̑̄͛̍͑͂͘͘y̴̢̡̪̼͕̮̻̲̠̞͎̠̹̫͔͈̅͜ ̴͈͎͔͙͎̩̣̤̙̩̦͔̉̀̄̈́̿̄̑͆͒̋͂̂̚͠n̶̨͖̻̥̣͇̻͎̖̦̄̅́̿͂͂̇̃̅̀̀̃̀͝ͅo̴̢͍̪͙̱̥̗̟̙̤̦͑͑̓͛͊͂̅̎̏̋̈̌͆̿͐̕͜t̸̢̛̰̻̱̜͕͙̫̩̗̭͚͉̭̫̓̌͆͑̂́̏̕ ̷̧̙̩̖̞̖͓̯̠̲̳͎̙̮̥͊̍̾̚b̵̺͉̯̹͗͒̾̍̃͝͝͠é̴̡͚̫̱̩̟̠̍͌͊̄̏͗́͂̋̏̔̓̐̾ ̵͙̺̲͚̦̃̈́̈́̔̽́̔͜͝͝͠ü̵̡̧̥̼̤͇̯͈̳͖̘͇̯͔̼͕̐̇͠͝s̴̡̨̢͓̜̯͖̞͙̳̪̘̩͎̜̰̥̋̓̉̏͊̊̃͊͗̍̕͠͝e̶̡̢̡̜̯̝̥̭̙̰̜̫͓̣͆͆̌̏̈́̒̓͋̈͒͛̅̕͜͝͝ͅd̵̨̢͕̞̼̥͈̳̣̳̯̏͗͛͂̈́͝ͅ ̵̢͔̥͖͉͈̯̖̠͎̃̽̑͊̃͋͋̾̇͂̽̏̇̿̂̿̽ ̴̱͕͇͓̲͚̆́̅̉̅̋̈́̅̒͑̓̑͊ͅ ̷͈͉̜̬̰̟͚͎̻̑͑̆̊̀̔̏̿̑͗̈́̔̽͗̚͜ ̵̢̗̭̰̭̪̭͔̣̺̼̝̯͓̈́̆̕ͅ ̶͚̥̤̜͖̹̬̲͖̿͗͒̓͐̓̀͒͂̈́̇͒͑̍̆͋͠ͅ ̴̡̨͓̱̙̞̬̮͓̺͎̙̦̟͚̔͜͜ ̴̢̘͚̹͉̻̦̀͂̆̒̑̉̈́͛̾̂̑̄̇̔̿͗̑ ̷̧̨̞̠͕̱͖̰̟̺̖͗̄̄̕ ̶̢̨̹̄͐̈͒ ̸̧̲̣͇̻͈̯̣͕̖̞͕̼̤̽̌̇̉͒̽̒̍̀̊͋͛̈́̚͘ ̸̡̡͍̞͔̇̔̈́͛̀̐̋ ̷̨̛̙̫̱̩̝̻̤̲͓͈͋̌̑̎͒͗̉̋͊̕͘͝͝ͅ ̵̡̡̠̟̭̣͈̭̮̳̙̖̰̞̻̃̔̌̅́̈̌͗͗̉̅̈́̿̆͝͠ ̶̢̯̬̯̗̤̦͕͕̮͉̝͓̥̻̂͆́̈́̽͘͜ͅ ̵͔͕͇̹̖̙͓̯͔̟̹̋̂̾ ̸̢̛̛͓̣͍̣̤̼̦̦̉́͗͂̊͝ ̴̳̫̯̮̤͕̫͙̍̀̓̓̈́̈́̾̐̋͌̏͛̕̕ ̵̳̝̃̇̀͗̒͛͋͛̔̀́̇͘̕̕̚ ̶̛͓͈̳̱͚̬̰͓̃̌͛̄̇̒̒̄̔̉̚̚ ̸͚̣̙̯͉̂͋̃̀͆͒ ̸͕̗͙̮̞̞͍̙̻̣͇̱̋͆̈́̀̇̏w̴̩͉͉̄̊̈́̆̓̽̽̆́̂̌͊͝i̶͈̘̬̗͎̒̓̔͂͐̈̀́̾̕͝ţ̴͕̮̞͔͕͔̹̗̥̟̯͔̼̬̎̎̈́̋̽̈́̕͜h̵͔͚̼͈̲̠̙͓̥͗̾̔̅̓̂̑̄͒̅̚͜͜ȍ̵̡̱̮̰̥̎̇͋̈́͐̕͠ü̸̡̖̲͎͒̀̋́̾͋͝t̴̨͚̻͕̻̦͍̻͔̻̖̳͓͛̈́̌̌͗́ ̸̘̘̀͐̅̀̅̀̑̐p̵̨͎͍̠̀̑͑́̉̀̀̂͠ȇ̴͓͚̥̬̝͉͈̹̞͍͐̀͗͐́́̎̑̋̆͊̂̑͜͝͠r̸͈̞̱̭̂̍̍̃͐̈́̂̑̀̓̾m̶̩̎̉̄̂̓̋̈́̂͊̐́͌̕̕i̸̲͚̠̞̳̹̘̖̙̭͒͛̽̒̄̇̾͊͑̎̈́͛̐͜s̴̛̺̥̏̑̿̎̃̒̓̓͆͘̕͜ş̴̡̛̳̯̜͙̙̦͛̅̔̂̌̈́͊̓̾̅̈́͑̃͘̕͝i̴̤̟͙̻̝͍̘̜̞͕̐̑̓̄̏̀̾͌̈́̄ờ̷͚̳̣̳̰͕̖̆̈́́͛́̀̇͛͗͋͝͝͠n̷̞̟̝͈̳͔̲̮͊̒.̸̡͈̝̣̮̣̠̈̓̀͗̎̚

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Ŵ̷̼̍̃̒́̈́͘̕e̴͚͙̞̖̽̆̅͝ ̴̡̰̣̙̙̝̘̭̫͈̂̀͆̀͗̀̚a̴̬̖͉̝̜̮͙̓͆̿͒͋̌͒̅̂͜r̸̨̘͉̖̩̖̼͈̣̠̟̒̊͌̄̋̉̀̀̕͝͠e̵̢̡͓̻̱̯͇̱̮̒̈́͗̈́̇̊̑̓̄͗̕ ̷̛͚̦͓͉͖̭͉̣͉̼̮̆͆̓̔͝͝n̸̞̗̾́̍̀͌͗̐̉̑͘͝ớ̶̤̠́́͒̈́̄̔̓̆̚͜ͅt̶̡̲̙̬̩̺̯̿̏̊̂̿̿̓͋ ̷̞͕̠͔̏́̉͊̊̋̀̋͝͝l̵̡͙͍̠͚̙̣̜̉̃͐͑͋͘͝i̴͍̇̽̀͆̓͠ạ̷̡̝͈͚̼͈͔̩̲̮̓̌͌͗̎̊̀b̶̢̛͍̯͈̘̼̱̱̰̔̐͊̈́̋l̷̢̨̦̲̲̺̻͚̳̭͐͂̆̑̊̉̐̓ë̸̡̡̙̭̗̘̻̣̱̳̬́̐̈̔̕.̶͙͉͇̹̝̥̿͑͐̕ͅ

W̷̰̣̖̠̠͙̝͍̲̩̏̀é̴̝͖̘̻̓̅̆͛̈́̏̽̾̒̀̐͋̓̅̔͝ ̷̘͕͔̿́̓̃̋̆̄̕a̷̪̭̜͈̥̹̗̫̩͛̃̏͋̐̈̋͛͂̎̎͐̑̏͘̚͘r̴̨̛̯̭͙̮͚̩̭͕̪̮̪͖͓̹̓͑͊͐̍́̿͛̃̓̏̃́́͗̚͝͠ę̵̨̧̣͈̄̊̀͊͒͝ ̶̢͓̓̾͆ņ̸̦̣͕̺̱͈̹̤̭̳̍͂̿̆́͑͗o̸̘̘͍̪̻͍̥͇̩̊t̵̢̡̖̣̮̰͓̖͙͉̠̬̠͙̞̑͆̌̑̂̂̅̚͜ ̵̡͕̝̫͉̣͉̲͈̟͛̒̐̃̌̍̓́͂̈́͊̇̑̕̚l̶̨̩̣͚̽ͅḭ̸̛̛̦̟̖͚̮̜̝͌̊̔̓͆͒̈̈́̎̾̐̉̓̾̾̕͠a̷̡̛̘̯̮͓͎͇̝͍͚̳̩̟͂̈̒̓́͐̉̄b̷̡̛̯̠̪͚̝͉̹̙͎̖̠͖̱͋́͐̑͜ͅl̶̼͔̒͋́̔̆̆̈́́̕̕̕͝e̴̘͇̰͇̪̻͔̼͎̦̪̟̙͇̔̿̃̈̿̉̄̄͌́͊̃̀͘̕.̷̛̰̞̥̠̺̅͑̓͌̿͗ͅ

11. Force Majeure

We are not responsible for delays or failures in performance resulting from events beyond our control.

12. Termination of Services

We reserve the right to terminate our services for any reason, with or without notice.

13. Dispute Resolution

Any disputes arising from these terms and conditions will be resolved through a trial by combat in the former Yugoslavia.

14. Governing Law

These terms and conditions are governed by the laws of the former Yugoslavia.

15. Updates to Terms and Conditions

We may update these terms and conditions from time to time. Changes will be effective upon posting to our website.

16. Contact Information

For inquiries or concerns, please contact us at [your contact information].

17. Compliance with Applicable Laws

You agree to comply with all applicable laws and regulations in connection with your use of our website and purchase of products.

18. Severability

If any part of these terms and conditions is deemed unenforceable, the remaining provisions will remain in effect.

By using our website and purchasing products, you agree to abide by these terms and conditions.

19. Exclusive Pricing for VIP Customers

We reserve the right to charge exclusive and exorbitant prices for VIP customers who want the "luxury" of paying more for the same products and services. Being a VIP is mandatory, and fees will be automatically added to your purchase without notice.

20. Shady Business Practices Guarantee

We guarantee our commitment to the shadiest business practices possible. Expect hidden fees, undisclosed charges, and surprise expenses at every turn. It's not our fault if you didn't read the fine print hidden in the microscopic font at the bottom of the page.

21. No Customer Support

Don't bother reaching out to our customer support. It doesn't exist. In the rare event that you manage to contact us, expect vague responses, dismissive attitudes, and an overall lack of interest in your concerns. Good luck!

22. Unreliable Product Descriptions

Our product descriptions are a work of fiction. We make no guarantees about the accuracy of the information provided. You might receive something completely different from what you ordered, and we won't take responsibility for it.

23. 30-Day Non-Refundable Refund Policy

We offer a 30-day refund policy that is entirely non-refundable. If you attempt to request a refund within this period, you will be charged an additional fee for wasting our time. We believe in keeping your hard-earned money where it belongs - with us.

24. Termination Fee

If we decide to terminate our services to you, you'll be charged a termination fee. It doesn't matter if it's our fault or yours; we just like charging fees for everything. Surprise!

25. Anti-Transparency Clause

We are committed to maintaining a complete lack of transparency. We will not disclose any information about our business practices, pricing strategies, or the quality of our products. You're better off not knowing.

26. Non-Compete Agreement

By using our website, you agree not to engage in any competitive activities, such as purchasing products from our competitors. Violating this clause will result in legal action and the automatic enrollment in our exclusive "Enemies of Shtfy" program.

27. Fine Print Arbitration

Any disputes arising from our terms and conditions will be subject to arbitration in a secret location known only to us. The arbitrator's decision will be binding, and you waive the right to any form of appeal or public complaint.

We're not sure if you actually took it all in on the first read through, maybe have another look.


1. Introduction

Welcome to Shtfy. These terms and conditions govern your use of our website and the purchase of products from us.

2. Definitions

  • "We," "us," or "our" refers to Shtfy Incorporated Societies Register Limited.
  • "You" refers to the user or customer.

3. Ordering Process

To place an order with us, follow the instructions on our website. By completing the checkout process, you agree to these terms and conditions.

4. Pricing and Payment

Prices are as displayed on our website. Payment is due at the time of purchase, and we accept many barbaric forms of trade, as displayed on our website.

5. Delivery and Shipping

Products will be shipped to the address provided during the ordering process. Shipping costs and estimated delivery times are detailed on our website.

6. Returns and Refunds

Our return and refund policy can be found (ERROR: LINK NOT FOUND). Please review this policy before making a purchase.

7. Warranties or Guarantees

We provide a 2 second warranty on out of stock products. Refer to the warranty terms on our website for details.

8. Privacy Policy

Your privacy is important to us. Please review our privacy policy (ERROR: LINK NOT FOUND) to understand how we collect, use, and protect your information.

9. Intellectual Property

All content on our website, including text, graphics, logos, and images, is our intellectual property and may not be used without permission.

10. Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising out of your use of our products or website.

11. Force Majeure

We are not responsible for delays or failures in performance resulting from events beyond our control.

12. Termination of Services

We reserve the right to terminate our services for any reason, with or without notice.

13. Dispute Resolution

Any disputes arising from these terms and conditions will be resolved through a trial by combat in the former Yugoslavia.

14. Governing Law

These terms and conditions are governed by the laws of the former Yugoslavia.

15. Updates to Terms and Conditions

We may update these terms and conditions from time to time. Changes will be effective upon posting to our website.

16. Contact Information

For inquiries or concerns, please contact us at [your contact information].

17. Compliance with Applicable Laws

You agree to comply with all applicable laws and regulations in connection with your use of our website and purchase of products.

18. Severability

If any part of these terms and conditions is deemed unenforceable, the remaining provisions will remain in effect.

By using our website and purchasing products, you agree to abide by these terms and conditions.

19. Exclusive Pricing for VIP Customers

We reserve the right to charge exclusive and exorbitant prices for VIP customers who want the "luxury" of paying more for the same products and services. Being a VIP is mandatory, and fees will be automatically added to your purchase without notice.

20. Shady Business Practices Guarantee

We guarantee our commitment to the shadiest business practices possible. Expect hidden fees, undisclosed charges, and surprise expenses at every turn. It's not our fault if you didn't read the fine print hidden in the microscopic font at the bottom of the page.

21. No Customer Support

Don't bother reaching out to our customer support. It doesn't exist. In the rare event that you manage to contact us, expect vague responses, dismissive attitudes, and an overall lack of interest in your concerns. Good luck!

22. Unreliable Product Descriptions

Our product descriptions are a work of fiction. We make no guarantees about the accuracy of the information provided. You might receive something completely different from what you ordered, and we won't take responsibility for it.

23. 30-Day Non-Refundable Refund Policy

We offer a 30-day refund policy that is entirely non-refundable. If you attempt to request a refund within this period, you will be charged an additional fee for wasting our time. We believe in keeping your hard-earned money where it belongs - with us.

24. Termination Fee

If we decide to terminate our services to you, you'll be charged a termination fee. It doesn't matter if it's our fault or yours; we just like charging fees for everything. Surprise!

25. Anti-Transparency Clause

We are committed to maintaining a complete lack of transparency. We will not disclose any information about our business practices, pricing strategies, or the quality of our products. You're better off not knowing.

26. Non-Compete Agreement

By using our website, you agree not to engage in any competitive activities, such as purchasing products from our competitors. Violating this clause will result in legal action and the automatic enrollment in our exclusive "Enemies of Shtfy" program.

27. Fine Print Arbitration

Any disputes arising from our terms and conditions will be subject to arbitration in a secret location known only to us. The arbitrator's decision will be binding, and you waive the right to any form of appeal or public complaint.

Hey that was pretty good the second time round huh? But I can tell you're itching for a third go!



1. Introduction

Welcome to Shtfy. These terms and conditions govern your use of our website and the purchase of products from us.

2. Definitions

  • "We," "us," or "our" refers to Shitify Incorporated Societies Register Limited.
  • "You" refers to the user or customer.

3. Ordering Process

To place an order with us, follow the instructions on our website. By completing the checkout process, you agree to these terms and conditions.

4. Pricing and Payment

Prices are as displayed on our website. Payment is due at the time of purchase, and we accept many barbaric forms of trade, as displayed on our website.

5. Delivery and Shipping

Products will be shipped to the address provided during the ordering process. Shipping costs and estimated delivery times are detailed on our website.

6. Returns and Refunds

Our return and refund policy can be found (ERROR: LINK NOT FOUND). Please review this policy before making a purchase.

7. Warranties or Guarantees

We provide a 2 second warranty on out of stock products. Refer to the warranty terms on our website for details.

8. Privacy Policy

Your privacy is important to us. Please review our privacy policy (ERROR: LINK NOT FOUND) to understand how we collect, use, and protect your information.

9. Intellectual Property

All content on our website, including text, graphics, logos, and images, is our intellectual property and may not be used without permission.

10. Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising out of your use of our products or website.

11. Force Majeure

We are not responsible for delays or failures in performance resulting from events beyond our control.

12. Termination of Services

We reserve the right to terminate our services for any reason, with or without notice.

13. Dispute Resolution

Any disputes arising from these terms and conditions will be resolved through a trial by combat in the former Yugoslavia.

14. Governing Law

These terms and conditions are governed by the laws of the former Yugoslavia.

15. Updates to Terms and Conditions

We may update these terms and conditions from time to time. Changes will be effective upon posting to our website.

16. Contact Information

For inquiries or concerns, please contact us at [your contact information].

17. Compliance with Applicable Laws

You agree to comply with all applicable laws and regulations in connection with your use of our website and purchase of products.

18. Severability

If any part of these terms and conditions is deemed unenforceable, the remaining provisions will remain in effect.

By using our website and purchasing products, you agree to abide by these terms and conditions.

19. Exclusive Pricing for VIP Customers

We reserve the right to charge exclusive and exorbitant prices for VIP customers who want the "luxury" of paying more for the same products and services. Being a VIP is mandatory, and fees will be automatically added to your purchase without notice.

20. Shady Business Practices Guarantee

We guarantee our commitment to the shadiest business practices possible. Expect hidden fees, undisclosed charges, and surprise expenses at every turn. It's not our fault if you didn't read the fine print hidden in the microscopic font at the bottom of the page.

21. No Customer Support

Don't bother reaching out to our customer support. It doesn't exist. In the rare event that you manage to contact us, expect vague responses, dismissive attitudes, and an overall lack of interest in your concerns. Good luck!

22. Unreliable Product Descriptions

Our product descriptions are a work of fiction. We make no guarantees about the accuracy of the information provided. You might receive something completely different from what you ordered, and we won't take responsibility for it.

23. 30-Day Non-Refundable Refund Policy

We offer a 30-day refund policy that is entirely non-refundable. If you attempt to request a refund within this period, you will be charged an additional fee for wasting our time. We believe in keeping your hard-earned money where it belongs - with us.

24. Termination Fee

If we decide to terminate our services to you, you'll be charged a termination fee. It doesn't matter if it's our fault or yours; we just like charging fees for everything. Surprise!

25. Anti-Transparency Clause

We are committed to maintaining a complete lack of transparency. We will not disclose any information about our business practices, pricing strategies, or the quality of our products. You're better off not knowing.

26. Non-Compete Agreement

By using our website, you agree not to engage in any competitive activities, such as purchasing products from our competitors. Violating this clause will result in legal action and the automatic enrollment in our exclusive "Enemies of Shtfy" program.

27. Fine Print Arbitration

Any disputes arising from our terms and conditions will be subject to arbitration in a secret location known only to us. The arbitrator's decision will be binding, and you waive the right to any form of appeal or public complaint.

No matter how many times you read it, it stil just hits that spot. Who are we to deny you from going over it another time?


1. Introduction

Welcome to Shtfy. These terms and conditions govern your use of our website and the purchase of products from us.

2. Definitions

  • "We," "us," or "our" refers to Shtfy Incorporated Societies Register Limited.
  • "You" refers to the user or customer.

3. Ordering Process

To place an order with us, follow the instructions on our website. By completing the checkout process, you agree to these terms and conditions.

4. Pricing and Payment

Prices are as displayed on our website. Payment is due at the time of purchase, and we accept many barbaric forms of trade, as displayed on our website.

5. Delivery and Shipping

Products will be shipped to the address provided during the ordering process. Shipping costs and estimated delivery times are detailed on our website.

6. Returns and Refunds

Our return and refund policy can be found (ERROR: LINK NOT FOUND). Please review this policy before making a purchase.

7. Warranties or Guarantees

We provide a 2 second warranty on out of stock products. Refer to the warranty terms on our website for details.

8. Privacy Policy

Your privacy is important to us. Please review our privacy policy (ERROR: LINK NOT FOUND) to understand how we collect, use, and protect your information.

9. Intellectual Property

All content on our website, including text, graphics, logos, and images, is our intellectual property and may not be used without permission.

10. Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising out of your use of our products or website.

11. Force Majeure

We are not responsible for delays or failures in performance resulting from events beyond our control.

12. Termination of Services

We reserve the right to terminate our services for any reason, with or without notice.

13. Dispute Resolution

Any disputes arising from these terms and conditions will be resolved through a trial by combat in the former Yugoslavia.

14. Governing Law

These terms and conditions are governed by the laws of the former Yugoslavia.

15. Updates to Terms and Conditions

We may update these terms and conditions from time to time. Changes will be effective upon posting to our website.

16. Contact Information

For inquiries or concerns, please contact us at [your contact information].

17. Compliance with Applicable Laws

You agree to comply with all applicable laws and regulations in connection with your use of our website and purchase of products.

18. Severability

If any part of these terms and conditions is deemed unenforceable, the remaining provisions will remain in effect.

By using our website and purchasing products, you agree to abide by these terms and conditions.

19. Exclusive Pricing for VIP Customers

We reserve the right to charge exclusive and exorbitant prices for VIP customers who want the "luxury" of paying more for the same products and services. Being a VIP is mandatory, and fees will be automatically added to your purchase without notice.

20. Shady Business Practices Guarantee

We guarantee our commitment to the shadiest business practices possible. Expect hidden fees, undisclosed charges, and surprise expenses at every turn. It's not our fault if you didn't read the fine print hidden in the microscopic font at the bottom of the page.

21. No Customer Support

Don't bother reaching out to our customer support. It doesn't exist. In the rare event that you manage to contact us, expect vague responses, dismissive attitudes, and an overall lack of interest in your concerns. Good luck!

22. Unreliable Product Descriptions

Our product descriptions are a work of fiction. We make no guarantees about the accuracy of the information provided. You might receive something completely different from what you ordered, and we won't take responsibility for it.

23. 30-Day Non-Refundable Refund Policy

We offer a 30-day refund policy that is entirely non-refundable. If you attempt to request a refund within this period, you will be charged an additional fee for wasting our time. We believe in keeping your hard-earned money where it belongs - with us.

24. Termination Fee

If we decide to terminate our services to you, you'll be charged a termination fee. It doesn't matter if it's our fault or yours; we just like charging fees for everything. Surprise!

25. Anti-Transparency Clause

We are committed to maintaining a complete lack of transparency. We will not disclose any information about our business practices, pricing strategies, or the quality of our products. You're better off not knowing.

26. Non-Compete Agreement

By using our website, you agree not to engage in any competitive activities, such as purchasing products from our competitors. Violating this clause will result in legal action and the automatic enrollment in our exclusive "Enemies of Shtfy" program.

27. Fine Print Arbitration

Any disputes arising from our terms and conditions will be subject to arbitration in a secret location known only to us. The arbitrator's decision will be binding, and you waive the right to any form of appeal or public complaint.

Okay, now that you're questioning your will to live, we'll just chuck that magic button in for you.




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At Mediocre Innovations, our mission is to consistently provide products that fall short of expectations. Through a commitment to subpar quality, lackluster design, and an unwavering dedication to disappointment, we aim to redefine the low standards of consumer goods. Our goal is to deliver underwhelming experiences, ensuring that our customers never have to suffer the burden of excellence.

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